NOT being sick

I have been in a nearly perpetual state of misery for the past two weeks due to illness. Most recently, I have been suffering from a "large ulcer on my right tonsilar pillar,"accompanied by a fever. I spent most of the day sleeping and the rest of it sitting on the couch with poor posture.

However, at about midnight I decided that I wasn't going to take this crap anymore. So, I went to the Meijer Pharmacy section and now I have this regimen to ease the pain:


Begin with an oral antiseptic to gargle...





Followed by 800 mg of Advil...

Then I lightly dab hydrogen peroxide on it with a cotton swab (not to be tried by amateurs).

Which I follow by applying anbesol to the immediate area...

And I finish it off with a carefully-aimed spray of Chloraseptic max.



Unfortunately, after all of this it still hurts so I am just going to go to bed and probably stay there all day tomorrow.