Hilarious and random videos

Oh the joys of the internet. Or internets if you prefer to sound like a crazy person. Although the web promises wealth of valuable information, we mostly use it for watching ridiculous videos. Among them is this gem:

That's right. I have decided that Mr. T likes to rhyme things at the expense of lieing about peoples' names and where they come from.

On to the next clip. Normally, if someone asks me if I want to see two animals going at it I say "Hell no." Because it just seems plain dirty. However, after much persuasion by my dear Ax, I caved and watched this clip of Turtles doing the deed. Before you judge me, please watch it, or more importantly, LISTEN to it! Apparently male turtles make little sighing squeak noises whilst knocking shells. That's right, I just made up a euphemism for turtle sex. Enjoy...

Now that we are all aquainted with standard turtle coitus, let's replace the female turtle with a shoe and make the male have an even cuter squeak:

Now don't you feel like smoking an algae cigarette?