Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Morning Rants

Apparently, according to the Wall Street Journal, people who mosquitoes like to bite are not sufficiently stressed out. There is evidence that we excrete less mosquito-attracting chemicals when we are fretting about something.

However, anyone who knows me knows that this is probably not true seeing how I am in a constant state of mild to moderate worrying and I get EATEN ALIVE by the bugs.

Pour one out for our fallen homie, the oldest dog in the world who died at 21 yesterday. I really wish there was some kind of esoteric drink meant for dogs, but all I could come up with at this point was water... maybe pour one out of your water dish for our fallen homie?

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